Thursday, January 8, 2009
midlife crisis no.8
Off the Top of My Head: There is a lizard inhibiting my house that is the size of a baby crocodile.
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I have no idea why this is happening to me.
I woke up one morning and suddenly there is this BALD PATCH on my right eyebrow.
Tried to shrug it off cos i thought it was maybe cos i slept funny somehow and my eyebrow hair got parted.
But it's still there.
And today's my first day of school.
Was going to use josh's hair wax to style my eyebrow hair to cover the bald patch but i didn't have time.
I need Yung Nam's emergency hotline number. NOW.
I wasn't kidding, alright.
It's so blardy obvious.
Save me.
3:59 PM
