ok fine.

so i didn't lose my left hand.

nor did it bleed waterfalls.

nor did nick slam the car door on it.

but it was entertaining for quite a while!

oh come on, i need a little drama mama in my life alright.

and man, xiaxue's blog IS SO SUPER ENTERTAINING. LOLLL!

her last post showing her before and after pics so damn obviously shows off her super duper PRO-PHOTOSHOPPING skills man. and she is just too damn funny.

she's my daily source of entertainment. hahaha.

OH AND NICK'S INDIAN NEIGHBOURS GOT A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

THE UNFAIRNESS.

its soooooooooo PUNY and it looks like an indian too.

cos its white but the WHOLE FACE IS BLACK.

and it looks like it got electrocuted from the looks of its fur.

BUT IT IS SOOOOOOOO ADORABLE!!!!

I AM SOOOOOO IN LOVE!!!!!!!!

but so damn sad, its like on a leash and i can't reach it over the fence. AND THE STINKING indians don't even touch it. i mean, HELOO, why get a cute puny adorable puppy if you're not even going to play with it???

i was squatting at the fence for about 10 minutes just looking and talking to the puppy. it makes THE CUTEST panting sounds EVER!!! and its sooo playful!! i would've squatted longer but its at the drain and i think the probability of me getting denggi is like 99.9999999% already.

I LOVE THE PUPPY!!!!!!

WHY DIDN'T I GET A PUPPY FOR MY 18TH BIRTHDAY HUH??????????????






went to pancake international house yesterday for dinner.

the beef tapa. and some sicky salty vege. WHICH SUCKS.

the boring pancakes. when it first came i was like 'OOOoo, ice-cream!!! and forked it and popped it into my mouth. and it turned out to be a dollop of butter. SICK.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT NICK DID YESTERDAY???

WE WERE COMING OUT OF THE CAR AND HE SUDDENLY SLAMMED THE CAR DOOR REALLY REALLY HARD ON MY LEFT HAND.

AND I ALMOST DIED.

MY HAND WAS BLEEDING LIKE A WATERFALL AND I FELT EVERY BONE IN MY HAND BREAK.









yes, i can BUT i don't want to.

i don't see anything wrong with people who are 18 but cannot drive la ok. no big deal wad.

i know i won't be saying this if i could drive but the thing is, i can't. not cannot la, I CAN OK. just illegally.

only difference between me and any other legal driver out there is that there is a small piece of laminated card with an embarassing pic of themselves stuck on the card in their wallet.

AND I ALREADY HAVE MY IC. embarassing enough okay. and my passport pic. OMG that pic is like 'one glance and you drop dead' type of embarrasing.

and besides, i've said it soo many times already. i'm just being an awesome sister who is patiently waiting for her younger sister to reach 17/18 so that we can go attend the boring talks and learn how to drive together. AND GET OUR DRIVER'S LICENCE TOGETHER.

see. so don't say la!!! but i was thinking omg i'm going to turn 22 and NOT have a licence yet.

and when/if I DO get my licence, THAT CALLS FOR A HUGGE MAJOR ASS PARTY for me!!!!!!! to celebrate my legal-ness.

and besides, who needs a licence when you have "super careful" drivers to drive me around.

:D






i still can't get TONY ROMAS's mashed potato out of my mind.

it's too damn good it leaves you CRAVING for more even a week after you've eaten it.

did i mention there were potato skins in it? and hello, they SELL potato skins as a dish. what a good marketing ploy. you buy a potato for about erm. 15 cents??? you peel off the skin, use the isi to make mashed potato, sell it for almost 5 bucks a dollop. you fry/season/bake the skin, sell it for almost 6 bucks a plate.

the profit? ITS WAY OVER THE ROOF, DUDE. man i need to start my own restaurant soon. and i shall sell all waste as a side dish. pfft. imagine how blardy rich i'll be. $$$$$ i'll be so rich i'll be wiping my butt with $500's and i'll be paying for a sleek black BMW 5 series IN CASH. what a nice dream to believe in.

been in the mood to eat steamboat for the past few weeks. my parents's friend brought us to some famous steamboat place last last week and we ate till we almost popped. but it was damn good. now, if i can only just locate the place again....

after all, next week's raya and RAYA'S ALL ABOUT FOOD!!! we shall be going for steamboat on friday, Chilli's on saturday (as we are chilli's virgins and i can't stop hearing from people how awesome the food is), Sakae Sushi on sunday. and the next week will decide itself. OH there's still the Pancake International House. MAN I'M SURROUNDED BY SOO MUCH GOOD FOOD!

oh anddddd we're most probably getting pet tortoises!!! (is that how you spell it? tortoise-s)

cos almost every other animal in the animal kingdom i suggested have been slashed out by d. how unfair. he gets to have a mini animal kingdom in HIS BACKYARD back home and i can't even get a pet llama.

so we MIGHT get tortoises. cheap and easy to take care of. damn boring though. all you can do is turn them upside down.

ok see, now that i talked about it i don't want them anymore. they sound so 'stab-me' type of boring. but they're small enough to smuggle back to kch. but hank said the change in pressure will probably cause their eyes to *POP POP*and we'll have two STEVIE WONDER's to take care of.

and WHAT do they eat anyways??? grass??? tadpoles??? baby fish??? (fishlets. lol!) seriously. it's not like i've owned one before.

so asking a very innocent and honest question, "What do tortoises eat?"
the answer i got was "Rocks." (said with a VERY STRAIGHT FACE.)

i hate you.






Rule: The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/ her perfect lover. Tag 8 other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog. If you are tagged the second time, there is no need to do this again. Lastly, and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

Gender of perfect lover : male

8 different points about perfect lover :

*honest

*loyal

*fun

*respects me

*caring

*understanding

*sweet

*simple


but no one's perfect and when you really like someone, you'll learn to accept their flaws and just like them for who they are.

it's simple.

people i tag:
umm...can i not tag anyone? sorry but i can't THINK IN THIS HEAT. i can't even come up with a name.







went to have dinner at tony's last night. ^^

we could've gone earlier like around 7 BUTTT because of some 'unforseen circumstances', we ended up having dinner at 8.30 and by the time we finished, almost all the shops were closing. =.=" oh well, NOT your fault. everyone needs to 'act like a jerk' sometimes. hey, i was quoting ok. i swear.

oh wow. the second i typed 'i swear', the song 'i swear...by the moon and the stars in the sky' immediately started playing in my head.

anyways, tony's was delish!!! MY CODFISH WAS DAMN GOOD OK. some people just do not know how to appreciate good fish. but my absolute favvvv was the mashed potato!!! it came in a hugge dollop and it was HEAVENLYYYYY. but it was too much la. THAT MUCH POTATO alone can be a main dish already. i ate so much potato i can actually shit out potatoes later. (which i can assure you, will be MUCH more mashed.)

but the best part of the dinner???? when the bill arrived. andddd i got to do something for the FIRST TIME EVER. which was SO BLOODY COOL. OMG. who knew that that could be soooo exhiliataring?? fine maybe only to me la, first time ba. but it was damn cool!!!! :D

aww man. i miss my family.






Tuesday morning 10am: woke up to the sight of my choo choo train lamp.

wednesday morning 10am: woke up to the horrific sight of the virgin land under nick's bed.

DAMN.






i dont wana go back subang :'( :'( :'(

I REALLY REALLY DON'T.

seems like i've barely spent time in kch and at home and i need to pack and go back subang again.

SUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.

one week is SO NOT ENOUGH. been away from home for about 3 months and i've missed it so so much. everything about home is SO PRECIOUS. every crack and corner of it. and i'm not ready to go back to mdm chong yet.

just thinking about going back to that empty room just makes me feel so...empty. and sad.

ok yes i'm emo atm. i'm sorry but i can't help it. there truly is no place like home.

woke up this morning and the first thought that came to my mind: S*** i'm going back tommorow.

and ANY DAY that starts with poop IS NOT good.

but it was a pretty nice day. had bfast with d and lunch with my EXTREMELY LOVED PARENTS at After 3. my first time there. lol. food's ok la. wanted to eat dim sum but the choices super limited. so we ate siew mai and my daddy ordered some bamboo shoot roll. WHICH WAS DAMN NICE! they ate nasi lemak. i ate kolo mee. hehe.

went to collect my passport too. FINALLY. my passport IS DONE. argh. super mahuan man. and i so extremely hate the pic in my passport. it's so much worse than my ic pic. waaa. but wdv la. YAY i can go out of the country again WITHOUT using a temp passport. i feel like an illegal immigrant.

i'm soooooo going to miss home again. and my FAMILY so SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much. i LOVE spending everyday with them.

i love waking up in the mornings to the sound of the news on tv watched by my daddy every morning and the sound of my parents talking instead of the clatter of pots and pans and mdm chong and kakak SHOUTING at each other.

i love the sight of my choo choo train light the first thing in the morning when i wake up instead of a dusty cob-webbed flourescent tube.

i love waking up just knowing that there are people i love with all my heart downstairs instead of nobody at all just outside my room besides kakak.

i love making my way downstairs and seeing my parents and being able to say 'GOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOORNING DADDY MUMMY!!!!!' and have them say it back to me with as much love instead of walking out of my room and just saying 'mdm chong' when i see her.

i love sitting down in the kitchen and watching my parents get ready for work instead of sitting in the toilet trying to shit as well as pass time.

i love being able to laugh, joke and go crazy with my parents in the mornings instead of not having anyone to talk to at all every morning.

i love joining my parents for breakfast and lunch and have them order almost everything on the menu for me instead of eating economy rice and the same food everyday.

i love having my mummy call me at random hours of the day just to ask where i am and if i've eaten yet instead of having her call and not being able to see her at all.

i love following my mummy to the market to buy fruits and vege during the weekends instead of just sleeping till afternoon and doing nothing.

i love cutting fruits for my family after dinner every night and have all of us sit in the living room eating fruits while watching tv together instead of cutting fruits and eating them by myself every night.

i love having dinner with my family where we talk about random things and joke around instead of having dinner by myself or sometimes with friends.

i love the sound of my brother playing with his toys and bionicle and making lots and lots of noise instead of the empty silence in the room in mdm chong's house.

i love having my sister come back from school and then we'll just talk non-stop about anything and everything under the sun instead of having to text her or call her.

i love having my parents ask what i wana do the next day or what i wana eat or if i wana go out for dinner instead of not having anyone ask at all.

i love being able to say 'GOODNIGHT DADDY MUMMY!!!' every night and have them say it back to me with lots of love and going upstairs with my sis instead of just going to sleep by myself every night.

i love talking to my sister till lateeee at night when we're actually supposed to be sleeping instead of just lying down, staring into darkness and all i have for company is my music.

i love the feeling of just knowing i'll wake up the next morning and being able to feel everything i felt today.

i love having the feeling of being surrounded by all the people i love so so much instead of people whom i don't mean anything to.

i love every little feeling i feel when i'm home and there is no better feeling in this world than what i feel when i'm home.

i'm already missing home.






bugger.

i missed the VMA's last night.

cos my dad was watching the chinese news till 11pm n VMA's started at 10.30pm. so i was thinking okla, miss first half an hr doesn't matter.

so at 11pm, i showered n brushed my teeth and washed my face and changed into my pj's and was all ready to enjoy the VMA's when my mum came down and said 'my movie's starting. hehe'

ok fine. so i totally missed it.

so i googled the VMA's 2008 and ended up READING THE VMA's off the net. man how sad is that???

but no matter! there's a repeat this saturday and sunday. and i am SO reserving the tv beforehand.






YAYYYYYYY!!! :) :) :)


am so so so so happy and ECSTATIC to be home!!!! after about 3 months. i miss home sooo much!!! i love EVERYTHING about my home. E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G.


was still over the moon and whackily hyper last night to be back that i even swallowed my toothpaste while brushing my teeth. but the toothpaste is nice!!! its so crystal blue and transparent and has sparkly bits in it. it has a spankin name. hydrogel. something like that la. and it tastes good too ^^


wheeeee. i loooove japanese sweet potatoes. so damn sweet and yummy! my mum steamed a few this morning and i CANNOT stop stuffing my face into it. it is sooo retardedly good. all hail the japanesy sweety potatoness of the japanese sweet potatoes.


rar. my wireless is broken. actually it got zapped and deep fried by thunder. which apparently happened quite some time ago while i was in kl. cos my lappy couldn't detect the wireless last night and i was thinking what stewwwpid connection we have and went to check the com and dang it the wireless wasn't there. so i can't use my laptop. rar. but my cousin's coming to fix it soon. which i hope is SOON.


cos i'm going back subang next week.


:'( :'( :'( i duwan. i wana stay in kch for 2 more weeks. or even longer. i wana stay with my daddy and mummy. :'( :'( :'(


i can't stop thinking about the sweet potatoes. omg. i just googled it. wonder what my joycey will say if i replaced her beloved david cook desktop background with this:



actually i know what's gona happen la. the name 'janice sim mei yin' will be placed on the no.1 spot of the world's most endangered species. plus seeing that her pmr trials are next week, i'm so staying out of her way.


brrrr so cold. its been raining the whole afternoon. i only bathed ONCE today. all you people who know me can gasp now. yes, the paranoid clean freak didn't bath 8 times today. and i just went out. *gasp*


oooo going off to eat sweet potatoes and raid the kitchen now. :D


there truly is no place like home.


ps: on second thought, i'm going to bath first before eating. buay tahan.






muhahahaha.

i saved mdm chong's house from being burnt to ashes yesterday!

ok when i say that, a lot of people actually imagined a very heroic scene but it's actually very VERY unheroic. but still, I SAVED THE DAY! and her chicken or whatever was being cooked.

cos i was in my room ATTEMPTING to study chem cos today's chem paper and i keep telling myself 'I MUST STUDY!' after playing since friday till yesterday.

so anyways, there i was, trying to make friends with alkenes when i sudd smelt smt bad. like some chau tar smell. n i thought it was just mdm chong burning some things cos she's a very VERY devout (is that a word..?) buddhist. so i ignored it.

then the smell got stronger and stronger. so i decided to check it out. went to the kitchen and located the source: a pot on the stove. with smoke coming out.

and, my neurones not being properly connected, made me think 'maybe she's cooking some herby thing that SCHTINKS like ($*(Z$.'

so i walked to the living room but i couldn't find her. then i spotted her lying on the couch trying to sleep. so i walked back to the pot and went 'HMMMMM....should i tell?....should i not?'

and i went back to the living room and looked at her. and she didn't move. so i went back to the smoking pot and looked at it. and it was moving.

so i went back and forth and back and forth for about 5 minutes. and cos i wear my fluffy slippers and when i walk there's the shuffling sound.

so i was like *shuffle shuffle shuffle* for 5 minutes and i think mdm chong got pretty annoyed cos she was trying to rest so she opened one eye and found me peering at her over the couch. and she moved her head and looked at me.

so i went 'erm. mdm chong. are u cooking something at the back?'

and she went 'OH DIE! i forgot! help me to off the fire please!' and so i went to the kitchen and off it.

(ps all this was in mandarin btw. I CAN SPEAK MANDARIN OK.)

and she was like 'oh thank you!' n bla bla and i was like 'no problem.' hehe and went back to my room.

and she then gave me sweet potato to eat cos i didn't go out for lunch.

AND THEN later that night she knocked on my door and went 'you're not going for dinner? your friends not picking u up?'

and i said 'no cos i didn't ask them to come' and she went 'U DIDNT ASK THEM TO COME THEY DON't KNOW HOW TO COME????'

omg lol. she's so damn funny la. so she went and scooped rice for me and the vege and stuff la. and asked me to eat.

SHE IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST AND SWEETEST LANDLADY EVER!!!!

she takes good care of me and i love her :)