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Thursday, July 31, 2008

whitechocmac


not much inspiration to blog right now...actually have A LOT of things on my mind that i just want to scream it out but this being blogger and this being read by everyone and anyone who bothers/cares or just have nothing better to do, can't exactly express what i feel at times here.

anyway jason made a damn funny comment during maths period today.

ms goh: class, am i going too fast??? *in a very exasperated way*
jason: no, too furious.

damn it was so damn random i couldn't stop laughing. he's always making funny comments during lessons which i find smartly funny most of the time but which siew pei does not appreciate.

hey his comments are damn funny ok.

OH and yesterday we had a small class gathering thing at pizza hut which carmen and i organised (involuntarily). we got a cake from secret recipe. AND...

holymotherofmonkeys.

that is the first cake that i actually did not mind eating in my 17-coming-to-18 years of living.

its white chocolate macadamia cake. it's nice. not like SUPERRRR la, cos i generally do not eat cake. but it's nice.

conclusion: carmen and i have good taste. *grins*

what. we chose it alright. took like half an hour to decide. but in the end i decided to get the white choc mac cos our class damn mahuan la.

half of the class don't like cheese, the other half don't like chocolate.

so name me a cake that doesn't have cheese OR chocolate from secret recipe. ridiculous la.

so i figured if we get the white choc mac, we tell the anti-cheese people that it's white chocolate and we tell the anti-choc people it's cheese.

WHAT. same colour ok. both are yellow, both are food, both look like crap when melted.

but everybody ended up liking the cake anyways. felt soo good. haha. at least la cos we kept worrying about the party and then last minute soo many people didn't want to go cos they 'had things to do' which is obviously to study for chem test today. and our mentor also couldn't make it cos she needed to get her robes for her convocation this tues.

and i am so blardy curious about what cert she's got.

anyways, we figured WORST CASE SCENARIO:
location: pizza hut
scene: me, carmen, siew pei, amal sitting in a corner with a BIGASS secret recipe cake in the middle. light a candle, scream 'all the best to amal!!!', extinguish candle, cut cake into four pieces WHICH IS DAMN BIG and stuff our face full of it. and put on 18kg as a result.

but then when we got there, everyone just started pouring in. and i tell you at that moment my heart just flooded with relief. and i have never been happier to see my classmates. or thankful for their actual showing-up.

overall it was quite nice la. haha best part was shi hoay's comment to fang yi. can i say it here? should i? should ask permission first leh.

nola, don't think i'll say it. quite bad. but a damn good comeback la. *applause shi hoay!*

somehow the whole thing was so draining i ended up falling asleep on my chem book later that night. and when i woke up my forehead was flaming red and had imprints all over it.

couldn't sleep last night. too many things in my mind. and also cos i feel asleep earlier. and cos the room was SO DAMN HOT. felt like one of subway's toasted parmesan oregano.

PLEASE rain!!! *starts rain dancing* the weather's really really killing people. or me la. same thing. i'm a people what. or person.

i'm a people's person.



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why


why do you do this to me?

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

musical lalala


i need new songs to listen to...

man artists these days aren't coming up with good songs fast enough.

i'm actually getting Hillsongs songs from joanna.

YES, i am.

its very calming ok. heard one of it during our religious documentary today.

so what if i'm a free-thinker?

nice songs are still nice songs.

argh. these few days are darn bleck*&#*(*!(#^$% YUCK.

i wana go hommmme!!! thinking about going back home this weekend. actually been thinking about going home a lot lately. wanted to go home last weekend.

i should've. really, i should.

so maybe i will. as in go back this weekend. but it depends. if a certain *someone* is coming here this friday!! *wink wink wink till eye falls off*

if YOU aren't coming down, I'M going over! you can't escape me. hahaha!!

blardy. so many tests coming up. having mechanics test tomorrow, chem organics the next day, 2 chps of bio A2 on monday, WHOLE BIO AS the following week, AND OF COURSE, LAN EXAM.

(x_x) i need my new zealand natural's banana ice-cream now. am feeling very...BLARGH.

words just cannot express how i'm feeling right now. or these past few days.

then again, HATE is a very strong word.

-Still waiting for an angel to bring me a heart.-
ps: i'm not emo.

3:40 PM



Friday, July 25, 2008

quick turkey


yesterday we were discussing organic food for thinking skills and we came across organic turkey.

shi hoay: there aren't enough organic turkey to go around.

me: have u seen a turkey before? i've only seen them once in a zoo.

shi hoay: hey i've only seen them in cartoons ok.

best answer from carmen: i've only seen them in your sandwich.

LOLLERS!

3:11 PM



Tuesday, July 22, 2008

wail


what a nice 18th bday i'm going to have. it's LAN EXAM DAY.

=_______=""""""""""""

how nice. i'm going to have to reserve my SPECIAL 18th BDAY wish to get an A for LAN.

besides wishing for my DS Lite, of course. that's about the only thing that'll be able to cheer me up right now.

or my parents could just fly down and celebrate my bday with me ^^ . that'll do too.

BUT I WANT A DS LITE SOOOOOO BADLY!!!!

I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

its about 700+++ the last time larry helped me check from lowyat.com.

been trying to think of ways i can get my hands on one:

a) save up for about 3 months to get enough money. but that is if i don't eat at all. and my parents would SO TOTALLY KILL ME. (what good is a ds if i'm not alive to play it??)

b) work in the library for 140++hrs. that would be like eat, sleep, breathe books. and i don't really have the time or mood to work anymore.

c) rob lowyat or osome nintendo outlet. and risk being locked up in prison for the next 10 years. by then i'll be expired and i won't get to have babies.

d) give the ds creator a barometer in turn for a ds lite.

e) pray every night for a DS Lite to fall from the heavens onto my lap.

f) marry mr. nintendo.

g) marry mr nintendo's son.

h) ask my parents as sweetly as possible for one. which i don't want to. i shouldn't. they've already gottten me my guess bag. :( :( :(

i) find a boyfriend from taylors who has affiliations with nintendo.

j) i'm running out of ideas.

WAIL!!!! I STILL WANT A DS LITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Saturday, July 19, 2008

Nintendo DS Lite


Spotted on Xiaxue's blog....the NINTENDO DS LITE!!!

I WANT I WANT I WANT!!!
omg...it is sooo absolutely amazingly hot!!!

never really had a thing for the PSP. its just so...plain and so...unappealing..?

but look at the DS!!! amazing! nick has 3 of them (in white, blue and pink) which he randomly brings over from kch and its REALLY fun to play!!!

the nintendo ds is already impressive but only after reading xiaxue's blog last night that i realised that nintendo DS lite existed!!!

AND IT COMES IN A MULTITUDE OF COLOURS.

Ice Blue, Enamel Navy, Polar White, Coral Pink, Onyx/Black, Metallic Rose, Gloss Silver, Crimson/Onyx, and Cobalt/Black.

*salivate*

HOW DANG COOLIO IS THAT???
plus the batt can last for 15-19 hours if used on the lowest brightness and 5-8 hours on the highest brightness. WAY WAY WAY more than enough for me already.

am going to try to convince my parents to get it for me for my bday!! *grins*

ok fine i know they've said my guess bag would be my 18th birthday present already BUT they DID almost buy me a Tiffany's necklace in macau ok.

so compared to the Tiffany's necklace, this would be MUCHHHHH cheaper. *grins*

am thinking of either the coral pink or polar white.

the two bestest best colours God has ever created. EVER.

just the picture alone is orgasmic.

plus i really really REALLY want to bedazzle it!!! and get a matching keychain for it too!!! my laptop's already very bedazzled and I LOVE IT!

and the absolute cutest game to play on DS is....YOSHI'S ISLAND!!!



its from the makers of super mario and mario's in it. and yoshi is just the absolute cutest little baby dinosaur who eats monsters and excretes them as eggs. which you can use to shoot other monsters.

and donkey kong's in it too. and a little baby girl in a pink dress who can fly with her little pink umbrella.

it's soo much fun!!!

man I WANT!!!

I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANTI WANT I WANT I WANTI WANT I WANT I WANT!!!!


2:45 PM



Thursday, July 17, 2008

fungus-brained


whooooooooa.

its been almost a week since i last blogged.

shows how boring my life has become.

we did have a road trip to genting for the weekend.

just waiting for larry to pass me the pics so i can blog all about it.

:D

school's very UNHAPPENING atm.

boringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboring
boringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboring
boringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboring
boringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboring
boringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboring
boringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboringboring.

kl's getting boring too. no more new places to explore.

no more feeling like dora the explorer with hank as the monkey and nick as the magic talking map.

now i feel more like the backyardigans where they have adventures in their own backyard. not that i even HAVE a backyard. more like adventures in my own room.

my life is coming to a standstill.

i need spice in my life asap.

GIRL SEEKING FOR ANYONE WHO'S
a) adventurous
b) funny
c) lame (but not lame until it hurts.)
d) crazy and knows how to have a good time!

this feels so lonelyhearts.com.

just that i'm not lonely. just bored.

ohh. GOT fresh new jokes of the month!!!

courtesy of mr fang yi during maths class WHICH I SO ABSOLUTELY HATE. i wish i could annihilate the subject. *sigh*

anyways, best and cutest one yet (yes, even cuter than the pooh one)

There are 10 fishes in an aquarium. One died so it was taken out.
Will the water level increase or decrease and why?
Ans: Increase. Because *DRUMROLL................* the other fishes were crying.

SEE HOW CUTE IT IS???? LOL!!!!

ok ok. another one.

Is a computer mouse a male or female? Why?
Female. Because it uses a pad.
which is a damn good answer. cos what i said was 'female cos it has a hole.' which it does anyway. all mouses (i don't think we call a few computer mouse 'mice') have a hole at the bottom wadddd.
ready for another???
ok ok!!!!!!!!!
damn funny joke part I: A mantou and tau sar pau went to watch a movie. After the movie, tau sar pau cried but mantou didn't. why?
Mantou has no filling.
GEDDIT??????? i laughed so loud in class and carmen was like 'you laugh very loud you know. even kai hoe's looking at you.' (erm sorry if i spelt it wrongly. is it gai hoe or khai hoe or ghai ho?)
damn funny joke part II: Tau sar pau and char siew pau went to watch movie. after the movie, tau sar pau cried but char siew pau was laughing. why?
They both have different fillings.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
man fang yi, you're soooo funny la. and i know you have a problem with me but GET OVER IT!
or we'll have to seek a counsellor and talk about your problem.
anyways, hope this made you chuckle or roll all over the place laughing like crazy!!! or the very least, made you smile. :) (ohh which reminds me of joanny's indian smiley .:) haha!)

ps: who else has a problem with me? tell me so we can all arrange a session together and TAN FANG YI can be the group leader. nyeh.

3:21 PM



Friday, July 11, 2008

MPD


Something tells me i have multiple personality disorder.

Maybe i should take up yoga. to help channel all my anger away and to 'get in touch with my spiritual side'.

which i do not seem to have.

maybe i should seek a counsellor.

all these emotions are getting to me. a hugge tangle of feelings.

am trying really hard to shake it off cos i don't feel this often and honestly, i don't like it.

hey i am human too alright.

i have the right to feel like this once in a while.

i can't always be the nice smiley person who doesn't get ticked off.

but the more i think about it, the more irrational it feels.

maybe its just a moment of change.

who knows.

3:18 PM



Wednesday, July 9, 2008

pooplets


obviously the previous post was not posted by me.

i would never EVER call myself a noob.

anyways, nothing much going on in school lately besides the fact that everyone's gearing up for trails which is very very soon.

and i am still wasting my life away.

wail.

anyways, i asked nick the cute pooh question.

and nick being nick, answered "To look for his pooplets."

how.cute.is.that???

I HAVE NOW FOUND A NEW WORD TO REPLACE 'BLOODY'!

and the word is: pooplet.

*grins!*

8:36 PM



Tuesday, July 8, 2008

NOOB


hi i am a noob

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joke!


cutest joke of the week!!

courtesy of shi hoay, inspired by joanna's piglet keychain.

why did piglet look into the toilet bowl?
He was looking for pooh.
sooooooo cute!!!!!!! :) :) :)

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Thursday, July 3, 2008

redemption


ooh. mrs brooke came up with another joke today.

unintentionally.

she asked a question in class today and someone answered 'no idea.'

and then mrs brooke said 'blind bambi.'

i didn't get it until after about 2 minutes. then i started chuckling to myself.

mrs brooke then said 'i told you guys the spaghetti joke and nobody laughed so i'm making a corny one now.'

but it was pretty funny.

did you get it??

think, people, THINK!

anyways, we have a new student helper on board!!! and it's none other than carmen!!!

first day on the job and she went 'my eyes feel like its going to pop off.'

LOL!

premed society said there was some talk today on Life as a Doctor and stuff at 4pm in LT2.

so i walked right into LT2 with hank and i was surprised to see soooo many people in there.

i was like 'whooa, since when everybody so early one?'

and the lady at the podium said 'ok settle down. i'm now giving you instructions for the quiz.'

that's when i realised that that was a class.

no wonder everybody was giving me weird looks when i entered LT2.

5:35 PM



Tuesday, July 1, 2008

skoo


i am sooooooo dissapointed.

this is gonna sound so dorky but i've actually been looking forward to Mrs Brooke's joke which she promised us before exams.

i expected a lot cos mrs brooke being the extremely eccentric angmo-turned-malaysian, can be damn funny at times.

so i expected to LOL to the floor till i get stomach cramps.

so much for the anticipation.

the joke was SO NOT FUNNY!

and besides, i've heard it before.

gah.

i almost withered and melted into a puddle of dissapointment.

oh started work again.

AND making a new id costs rm25, NOT rm50.

STILL, it's expensive. lousy money-cheating taylors.

argh. am very very constipated.

all the nasi lemak, roti pisang, cadbury whole nut chocolates, pongpia, peanuts, papayas, mcD and whatever tonight's dinner will be is stuck in my rectum like a stuck pig.

all the sai is clogging up my brain and i can't think straight anymore.

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