RAARRR.

i lost my student id.

great.

i left it in nick's car after returning my book after exams. and then it dissapeared.

WHY?!?!?!!

it costs rm50 to make a new one.

and i'm starting work again tomorrow.

how am i going to get into the library without the id?

WHO STOLE MY ID???

ARGHARGHARGHARGH.

feel my wrath.






this is going to sound retarded but i'm missing home like mad.

and i just came back to subang 2 days ago.

i know i should be lucky compared to those overseas whom have not seen their families for almost half a yeat already and that i get to go home every few months.

and i am. i am grateful and thankful.

but i can't help missing home again.

especially my parents and siblings.

its gets lonely in my room at times.

it's not home.






WAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

am currently undergoing my mid-17th year CRISIS!!!!!!

my no 7 keypad on my gorgeous borgeous phone CRACKED!!!!

*^#*#^*&#(*@&(@(*@!!!!!

found out about the cursed crack on the day i left for sg.

i flipped and went nutty cuckoo. in the cab i was like 'MOMMMMMMMMMYYY!!!!!!!! OMG LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!'

and she barely batted an eyelid. so on and on i went about the crack on my keypad and judging from the expression on the cab driver's face, he prob thinks i'm a girl who just found out i grew a penis overnight or something.

and just WHEN I THOUGHT THINGS COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE, i discovered TWO scratches on the back of the phone.

like wdhhhhhh??? i dropped the phone beginning of this year and its fine.

now i put it in a velvet casing and it gets scratched????

that ain't right, man.

so i blabbered on and on and went 'mummy!!! WHY YOU DON'T CARE???'

her very sarcastic reply was 'you must be strong and face it.'

fine.

next day during lunch when i FINALLY put my cracked keypad behind me, my mum grinned at me and said 'how's your keypad?' *wiggles eyebrows*

me: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

and decided to tell daddy cos he was sitting beside me.

me: DADDY LOOOOOOOOOOOK! AT MY PHONE!!! AT MY STUPID KEYPAD!! *jabs furiously*

daddy: where? i dont see anything. *removes glasses and squints closer* oh. why like that?

me: I DUNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WAHHHHH!

daddy: never mind. after you don't want it anymore give it to me to use and you go get a new one.

me:!!!!!!!!!!!

i don't want a new phone!!!!

AM STILL VERY MUCH IN LOVE WITH MY CURRENT PHONE!!! its only 6 months old!!!! its too young to be abandoned!!

but the phone has warantee so hopefully i can get it fixed soon. mummy said wait until all the numbers crack than repair.

=.=






1. buy a fish from a nearby aquarium OR catch one from the drain OR steal it from your neighbour's pond.

2. put a leash around the fish.

3. take it for a 5 minute walk aka drag it around the concrete floor for 5 minutes.

4. add wasabi.

5. enjoy.

note: the bigger the fish, the bigger the sushi.

sushi, anyone?






note: as you can see the previous post below, the words at the lower part of the post is very very squashed up and packed like a sardine can.

am very very sorry but blogger, as usual, is WHACKED.

and i cant do anything about it. no matter how many times i try to edit it, it remains as squashed as ever. and i do not have the energy to continue trying to get the blasted thing to un-whack.

my spine's going to break soon.

again, sorry!! don't read it if it's too sickening to look at!

ps: i hattte blogger when it's whacko. stewpid. more like blooger/booger/bugger.

pfft.






WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!








am so bloody bored right now.

feel like sleeping but it's too early.

feel like going out but nobody bring me out.

feel like driving but NO DRIVING LICENCE.

feel like eating but not much left to eat at home.

GAHH. i MUSTTTT stop stuffing my face with SOOO much FOOOOOD.

ate so so much last night summore. whole lamb shank and mashed potatoes and what not. then go josh's house feel damn hungry already. had containerful of biscuits in his room summore. but hank said don't eat cos i ate so much already.

RAAAR.

blah. i hate hate hateeeeee packing. except when i'm packing to go back home la. but so damn lazy to pack for sing tomorrow. flight damn early summore. at 8am! which means we'll prob have to be at the airport by 7 am!!

how am i going to wake up?? everyday wake up at 12++ summore. i don't even wake up that early for school!

i am going to be a zombie tomorrow at the airport. at least can sleep in the plane and during the LOOONG car ride from JB to sing. but still!!!

sorry i sound damn agitated now la. i pretty much am.

cos i can't STOP FARTING. dunno what i ate just now also. whole day just eat and eat and eat. so all the bits and pieces accumulate in my stomach.

damn smelly summore. i gotta let one rip every 5 seconds. my mummy watching movie also more amused by my farting frenzy than her movie. sorry! its uncontrollable.

i can now be the official largest independant ammonia producer in sarawak. gas asli la.

oh did i mention how many mosquito bites i've had after last night??? there's one under my chin, one at my neck, one near my ear, one on my arm, one on my knee and one on my foot!!

the one at my neck is so so so itchy!!! can't stop scratching! it's like a huge red spot on my neck. ooh. my j-spot. lols!

my mum saw it this morning and was like 'what were you doing last night hmm?' i went "Sorry. hehe." dang it my dad wasn't there. i would've love to see his reaction!

man can you imagine how sepit-minded malaysia is?? you know the song 'i kissed a girl' by kathy perry or wadshername? heard it on hitz yesterday and they CENSORED the word 'kissed'.

=___="""""""

ackkk. unbelievable. in australia your 5 year old can be watching porn on the local channel and no one gives a peep about it. blargh. not that i would want my brother to be doing that. but please, not too extreme la. it's just the word kiss!!!

anyway, after listening to that song, i was inspired. went to the kitchen where my mum was chopping turnips, plopped into the chair and went:

"Mummy, have you kissed a girl before?"

"No...why would i? so disgusting."

"When joanny comes back end of the year, i'm gonna kiss her. like kiss her kiss her." *GRINS*

omg u should've seen her expression!! her jaws almost touched the floor and she almost dropped the container. then she regained her composure and said "Can't you do something normal, for once??"

hey hey hey. since when do i NOT do normal things???

i am, after all, just your NORMAL, average daughter. :) :) :)

besides, i think my dad would rather i kiss a girl than a guy seeing that he pretty much hates every guy i'm close to. always ready to break their necks and hands if they ever wrong me.

I LOVE YOU, DADDY! and MUMMY too!

i need to find a new word soon. been kinda stuck to the word BLOODY for almost a week now.need a nicer word.

shall think of one soon! hopefully.

pfft. its 11pm. still too early to sleep. and i haven't packed!!!

mailto:&@%5E&$^*#@!!!!

oh random fact from my dad watching tv: in denmark, they use pig's pee to make plastic and then use it to pack food.

no comment.






went to the movies again yesterday afternoon to catch made of honour...and we were 15 MINUTES LATE!!!

tried to ask the guy if he would still sell us the tickets but he said it wasnt available anymore. grrr!! so we ended up watching the incredible hulk.

it was alright. much much better than ang lee's remake starring eric bana.

but we didn't get to finish watching it.left after about an hour. had to rush home to help my sis choose something for her to wear for her installation night. sorry!

went to living room for dinner. realised that havana didn't actually serve food. its more of a bar thing.

food was good. oh and nick managed to join us! obviously bernard came along..haha. suprised he wasn't glued to nick's leg.

but bernard's very sweet. very polite. lols..and always smiling. obviously. considering the fact that nick's by his side 24/7.

after dinner, teos had to go home cos her final's next week. so she had to study. all the best, teos! you very hardworking girl! and your school mag is spankin awesome! lols, awesome enough for josh to buy a copy even though he's not even in the same college as you!

sent nick and bernard to chicago 7 after that cos his family were having dinner there. they went to catch get smart at 10.30 that night. we wanted to go too, but josh couldn't go cos he had to get back.

so we ended up going to josh's house and we watched ps i love you.

man i tell you that movie is so so overrated. everyone who watched it said it was really really good and sweet and bla bla.

not really...it wasn't that good. gerald butler didn't live up to the gerry i had in mind after reading the book. hilary swank kinda annoyed me and did not live up to the lovable holly i thought up.

which proves that screen adaptations are never as good as the book itself.

ah well. still dying to watch made of honour! if somehow it isn't as good as all the hype it built up, i shall be quite dissapointed and very annoyed!! >:(

will be taking a small break as i will be heading down to singapore tomorrow and will be back on thursday.

so till then, take care!!

you too, horny. haha!! HORN-y.

and josh you lazy man. start studying. exam's coming soon..so study!

:)






we went to watch kung fu panda today!

i wanted to watch made of honour so so badly but they weren't showing it at the right time. so only movie that was showing at that time was kung fu panda.

not a bad movie. must be pretty hilarious for some people judging by the fact that they were roaring with laughter throughtout the whole movie.

one part was damn funny though. the face spasm part. was about the only really really funny part for me.

quite a nice family movie, but not enough to make me want to watch it again.

went to spring before that.

MNG had a hugge sale! :D:D:D they had clothes as cheap as 20 bucks!! from mng summore. bought a few clothes from there. and one from fos for only 14 bucks!! I SO LOVE GREAT BARGAINS!!! retail therapy at its best!!!

sorry if i bored you guys out la. we were barely in mng for half an hour!! i could stay in there for 5 hours alright. which i didn't.

tomorrow i'll be meeting mr wooi lee at coffee bean to catch up on things. and then maybe go catch made of honour later.

then dinner after that with josh, hank and teos at havana! yay!

i love nice cosy dinners with friends! :)






today was absolutely funn!!

spent the day with my cuz phey feng who just got back from england for her 3 months summer holidays.

woke up early today at 10 cos i had to collect my temp passport at the wadsitname building.

went breakfast with my parents after that who later dropped me off at grandma's house.

caught up with phey feng che and we talked and talked like the good old days when we were puny and still living together at grandma's place where we would jungle trek in the garden, sing 'who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?', play with grandma's feet and wobble her arms, play zookeeper with the newborn puppies and have lots of adventures right in our backyard!

i really miss those days where we were young and wild and free. where we could just be whatever we wanted to be and not having a care in the world.

after A LOT of talking, we had a quick lunch and decided to go to school and visit the teachers!

phey feng che had'nt been back to school for almost 2 years! lols

not many teachers were left in school cos it was about 2 smt so most of them had gone home.

BUT we did get to see a few other teachers.

my favvv MRS NGU!!!
~ still small and cute!! i miss her so so much!

cikgu anita!
~still goes 'janice..' in that liutenant voice of hers.

cikgu siti aishah!
~"wah slim la. saya jealous!"

mr govin! my G man.
~ *holds his head and thinks hard while pointing at us with one finger* "you..you...JANICE! where are u now?" so funny!!

MR DANNY!!!!!!!!!
~ us: hi cikgu!
mr danny: wahsincewhendidyouallcomeback?whynevercometoschoolseeme?whatareyoustudyingnow?wahmustbeverynice!!enjoyyourself!andpehyfengsecondyearmedicinealready??janicewhyyounevergiveyoursistertipsonhowtodolisan??youtwoarecousins???howcomeidon'tknow??nobodytellme!!

all in under one minute. miss him so so much! haha, still has specs that matches his shirt! still damn METRO, mr danny!!

mr linus!
~he was in a rush so he just smiled, waved and dashed out the door.

miss siao!
~still pretty and very soft-spoken. haha

and a few others. over at the primary side,

mdm yap!
~my primary 2 teacher! she still remembers me! she was like "janice! why so tall? what do you eat?? so good no need to wear heels, save money!" she remembers my name!!! :D:D:D

mrs wong!
~she was happier to see phey feng che than me. lols..her fav student ba..but she still remembers me!!

and a few others too.

but the ONE teacher me and phey feng che wanted to see so badly was MR WILLIE!!

but he wasn't there. he went back already. darn! wonder if he's still hot!! lols, perfect husband material, man. except for the fact that he smokes. besides that, HE'S PERFECT!!!! :P

i know, i know. he's married and he has a very cute and adorable baby girl.

after that, we went jubilee ground eat abc! yum yum! nothing beats kuching's abc.

omg kl's abc is just ice and colouring. BARREL LOADS of it. sickkk.

after i got back, i got a call from none other than mr josh aka i'm so hot-sua. HAHA!

yay! mr-oh-i-am-smokin-hot is taking me out to lunch and a movie tomorrow!

IT'S ABOUT TIME, MISTER.






ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzooooooommmmmmmgggggggggggggg.

IT IS SO BLOODY HOT HERE.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

IT'S SO FREAKING HOTTT I ACTUALLY STICK TO MY COUCH. and i'm not kidding.

i'm having mirages here too.

argh. need to jump into a pool full of ice.

I WISH I WAS A POLAR BEAR.

bloody weather.

>:(






blah.

it is so so annoying to have your passport stolen.
the hassle one has to go through to make a new one.

spent the whole day going round whole kuching doing the darn thing.

what a waste of my day. argh. josh was supposed to bring me out today cos he has 3 free periods but i couldn't make it.

ROAR! (omg fang yi i sound like you now)

ah well. no matter. still have time to go out...which teossss MUST MUST MUST come as well!

sad la. kuching so empty already. only left so few of us :(

am extremely looking forward to end of the year when everybody gets back!!!

miss u guys very very much.

anyways, back to the whole troublesome passport-making day.

i generally hate going there. as in that building which i do not know the name and am not bothered to find out.

point it, i hate it.

but i had no choice, had to make a passport asap cos i'm going sing next monday.

go here and there, up and down and all around.

the part that so extremely irked me was the picture taking.

since when was malaysia so strict on passport photos??

in order for a passport photo to be valid:

a) your hair must not NOT NOT touch your eyebrows.

b) must see your ears.

my problem:

a) i have a fringe. and its very stubborn. its not long enough for all of it to be tucked behind my ears ok. so its like only a few strands not tucked back. and the guy was like "cannot. go use water. the washroom is that way."

so ok fine, i made my fringe wet and then went back to the guy. and it just will not stay!

the STUPIDEST STUPIDEST thing is when my mum asked if can use a clip, he said "No, cannot use clips."

...........like waddahell.

i'm thinking there are heck loads of girls out there who have the japanesey shorty fringe and HOW ON EARTH are u going to expect them to keep their hair plastered to their head???

i'm angry at yo mama, man. (not yours,his.)

b) i have small ears.

shut up. i do alright. and its kinda hard to see my ears with my hair covering it. like its not small enough to not be noticed.

but i still love my ears. they're as efficient as yours.

i feel the need to let out another roar.

ROAR.

its in red.

feel my fury towards the malaysian government please.

>:(

ps: i ate laksa for breakfast :) :) :)

i ate fried taugeh noodle for dinner :D :D :D

neautralisation reaction:

[stupid unreasonable picture-taking man + stupid malaysian government] + [laksa + fried taugeh noodles + family] = happiness + lots of fart.

am finally home! :)

everything's in place just the way it was except for that.

its sad and pissifying at the same time when *%^& like this happens.

its not the first time either.

and the pain it brings to the people i love the most in the world is just unbearable to me.

its messed up when bad things happen to good people.

if i had one wish, just one, i would ask WHY.






Was feeling extremely hungry while studying for bio exams last night.

so i poured a glass of milk, took a new pack of tiger biscuits (as in the HUGE pack) and 5 minutes later, i'm down to my last biscuit.

sudden realisation:
a) i'm going to get constipation from eating THAT many biscuits.

b) from the energy value stated on the pack, i now have enough energy to give birth to 35 babies consecutively.

ps: exams finished today. yay :)

and as carmen so righteously puts it:

"I'm going to go home and sleep until i get a coma."






yeap yeap. just made dinner again!!

tonight's specialty: jan's SUPER DUPER SANDWICHES!!

and it is GEWD!! seriously. damn damn nice!!!

nick's face is practically in the plate already.

took about an hour to prepare but it was incredibly fun! and deliiiiiiiiiicious!

and i also got to understand why my mum gets a little bit unhappy when we don't run to the table straight after dinner is prepared. i know how you feel like now, mummy :)

anyways, i shall think of more things to cook up soon! but it shall be after our holidays...around july.

i am addicted to cooking.

OH AND guess what?

mel won 2 pair of tickets to click five's concert this saturday! it's held in genting.

she called me two nights ago.

"janny are you free this saturday?"

"err mels, my exam's next week."

"Oh ok. cos i won 2 tix to click five's concert and it's this saturday."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

initially i didn't care about them having the concert at all. on the other hand, my sis has been bugging my parents since forever to let her go to the concert.

i mean, COME OFF IT. who the heck would pay rm200++ to watch a bunch of very feminine guys trying to act masculine by wearing a tux.

did i mention the fact that the lead singer looks like snoopy?

but now that the tickets are free, i wouldn't mind going!

their latest alb is pretty alright. i do listen to them while studying. lols.

was planning to drive up there tomorrow, go concert on saturday, get down by sunday and expect to be prepared for exams on monday.

but i can't unless i'm prepared to flunk my sem 1 and have my head bitten off.

and besides, mel gave her tix to tiff already.

no matter, asked mel to join every other competition that pops up in star and we shall be going to the next whoever's concert in wherever :D





































































went to the library a few days ago to tell ms mena/meena/mina that i would not be working until july. cos exam's NEXT WEEK and then there's the 2 weeks holidays after. can't wait to go back!!! my personal chauffear will be taking me to eat eat eat everywhere!!! ;)

anyways, guess how much i've earned in my first month of work?? its.....RM 120!!!!

fine, it may not be much to most of you but it's still money and its the money i've earned by myself. my first RM120 not given to me by my parents! I'M SO PROUD OF IT!!

will continue working. am liking it very much. :)

oh and LAN results came out today.

holy mama.

i got an A! which i am very happy and DAMN surprised about. considering the fact that i didn't study for it at all and answered in bm when it's taught in eng. had to fully rely on whatever is left of f4 and 5 sejarah. so yaaaaaay!

everyone did pretty well...my class did.

ahhh...mr teoh must be so darn proud of us! since he had been saying since forever and i quote "Most of you will get C's and D's...i can tell you. the gap is very big...only about 5% of you will get A's...if you're lucky, you will pass.."

lol! at least that's something for him to be happy about. considering we all piss him off during his lectures all the time.