Saturday, January 17, 2009
i saw the devil himself.
Off the Top of My Head: Got myself a sexy dexy dress for cny!!! saw another one which was damn nice but it was too big for me and it's free size. was cursing the shop the rest of the night. Shall go hunting for more dresses this friday night :)
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WARNING: This blog post contains language deemed unsuitable for the general public. Reader's discretion is advised.
A few nights ago i met a monster.
Was getting ready for bed as it was 12 smt and i had school the next day.
So there i was, arranging my table and setting my stuff aside when i suddenly turned around.
AND THERE IT WAS.
On my wall facing my bed.
Crawling down TOWARDS MY BLANKET.
A BLOODY COCKROACH SOOOO DAMN BIG IT MAKES NICK'S ASS LOOK SMALL.
My mind was screaming "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKINGGGGG HELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (knowing how much i absolutely bloody HATE insects okay.) but all that came out was a squeak. and my eyeballs were popping out of its sockets already just looking at the size of it.
I swear i have NEVER in my entire life seen a cockroach THAT big. EVER. It's like the size of a damn rat.
I sprinted upstairs to josh's room faster than powell himself and almost banged down his door cos he was taking SOO long to open it.
Cos he was on the phone.
But i yelled at him anyway to get his butt downstairs and kill the DAMN COCKROACH NOOOOW.
And when he saw it, he almost died.
Josh: HOLYY FUCKKK! WHAT KIND OF COCKROACH IS THIS?? ITS LIKE SOO FUCKING BIG!
Me: SHUT UP AND JUST KILL IT OKAY!!!!!
Josh: OKAY. GET ME A BOOK TO HIT IT!
Me: I'M NOT PASSING YOU MY BOOK TO SMACK IT!
So i went to the back and passed him mdm chong's pink broom.
Me: JOSH, PROMISE ME YOU'LL KILL IT OKAY. PLEASE. JUST PROMISE ME.
Josh: YES, I PROMISE.
Me: I think i'll call kakak just in case.
So i ran off to the other side of the house to call kakak but man, she was out like a light bulb. Then i ran upstairs to call the other 2 guys but they were asleep as well.
Dejected, i went back down to my room.
And i heard the *smash smash smash* of the broom.
Me: DID YOU KILL IT??? (from outside my room. NO WAY i'm going into my room with that monster in there. The cockroach, i mean.)
Josh: YES, I'M SMASHING IT!!!!! AND I BROKE MDM CHONG'S BROOM!!!
Me: BUT ITS DEAD RIGHT???
Josh: Yes....OH FUCK. ITS STILL MOVING!!!!
Me: JUST KILLLLLLLLLLLL IT!!!!!!
Josh: I AM SMASHING IT BUT IT WON'T FUCKING DIE!!!!
Me: JOSH I SWEAR I WILL SAY FUCK 500x IF IT WILL KILL THE COCKROACH.
Josh: DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!! FUCKKKKK. FINALLY. ITS DEAD!!! FUCKILY!!!!
(thinking back, that was damn funny. when he said fuckily. but i was ready to die at that time, laughing was the last thing on my mind.)
Me: Are you sure?
Josh: Yes, i decapitated it.
Me: Okay now sweep it up.
He smashed it soo bad its legs and parts were all over my floor.
I spent half an hour mopping my entire room.
And then we were trying to decide what to do with the broken broom.
But i was so physically tired and mentally scarred for life i didn't really care.
So i hung it back and went to sleep.
Was surprised i even managed to sleep that night. After all the yelling and the fucking and the curse words flying all over the place.
Obviously was damn paranoid that that's the mother godzilla and the father is going to come looking for it. Or even worse if it's the baby.
Damn i don't think i will ever recover from this.
My fear of insects may sound irrational to you but i'm really not kidding when i tell you i'm petrified of insects.
Ask anyone who knows me.
Especially joanny.
Who had to drive all the way to my house to kill a cockroach 2 years ago.
5:07 PM
Sunday, January 11, 2009
self-harm
Off the Top of My Head: My uterine lining seems to be liking my uterus this month. It doesn't want to shed.
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This is the reason why i hate cutting my nails.
It gets so sharp that it can slice open a watermelon.
I cut my chin with my nail.
At least i didn't slice it open.
Onto other things, i watched Bedtime Stories on friday night.
My verdict: It's a very light-hearted movie for the family. Quite funny, but not adam sandler. i barely laughed at anything he said. Mostly its the 2 kids and their SUPER ADORABLE pet that got to me.
Overall, i'll give it a 3/5 stars.
And we bought mochi from Sunway Pyramid.
They had 4 flavours: black sesame, yam, green tea and red bean.
Normally, black sesame would've been one of the best flavours but somehow their black sesame is kinda tasteless.
The red bean flavour was only so-so.
When they said they had green tea mochi, i felt like they just told me i won a million bucks.
So obviously i got the green tea mochi. WHICH is REALLY nice!
and their yam ones are really good too!
It doesn't look very nice here. lol looks like plasticine but seriously, it's good.
The yam ones look cuter. it's called sushi mochi :) And it has a lotus-filled centre.
Yikes. I have school tomorrow. and it starts at 8am.
Shaits.
6:03 PM
Thursday, January 8, 2009
midlife crisis no.8
Off the Top of My Head: There is a lizard inhibiting my house that is the size of a baby crocodile.
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I have no idea why this is happening to me.
I woke up one morning and suddenly there is this BALD PATCH on my right eyebrow.
Tried to shrug it off cos i thought it was maybe cos i slept funny somehow and my eyebrow hair got parted.
But it's still there.
And today's my first day of school.
Was going to use josh's hair wax to style my eyebrow hair to cover the bald patch but i didn't have time.
I need Yung Nam's emergency hotline number. NOW.
I wasn't kidding, alright.
It's so blardy obvious.
Save me.
3:59 PM
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
*RINGGGGGG*
IT'S TIME FOR SCHOOL!!!!
okay fine, minus the bell part.
cos there isn't a school bell in taylors.
anyways, it's back to school tomorrow.
and i am liking our new timetable.
esp thursday cos class starts at 9am.
and we get to go back at 2 everyday and 1 on friday.
but i bet there'll be A LOT of extra classes so we'll still have to go back late anyways.
damn. feel SO DAMN UNPREPARED for school.
A2. is the shits.
7:54 PM
Sunday, January 4, 2009
my joanny <3
Off the top of my head: My daddy CANNOT stop eating my jellies. and it's 1am. he's finishing ALL of it :) does this mean i don't need to go for cooking classes now? ;)
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JOANNY MUMMY, yes this post is for you.
thanks for spending your whole day with me :)
esp after dropping in again after going back for dinner and staying until an hour ago.
appreciate it VERY VERY MUCH.
i actually forgotten how you used to pop up at my house just to talk and hang out.
you've made packing my stuff so much EASIER and FUN!
you're the BESTEST BEST BESTIE anyone could ever have!!!
i'm making everybody jealous but I DON'T CARE cos you're MINE!!!!
and i just realised i actually lost my depress-ness about going back subang cos of you!
man i wish i could bring you everywhere with me. i should invent a joanny-in-your-pocket soon. and patent it. cos it'll be the hottest thing of 2009 all the way to 2020. even the dalai lama will have one.
anyways, i hope you know i really appreciate everything you've ever and still am doing for me.
and that i loooooooooooooove you very very much!!!
and joanny, you're the most beautiful person i've ever met. seriously. both inside and out. (in a VERY non-lesbian way okayyy all you narrow-minded people.)
i'll see you again when i get back for chinese new year! and i shall camp in your room. hehe.
then it'll be another year before i can see you in melb.
which within that 7 months my daddy is PRAYING that i would've gotten my drivers' licence AND morphed into Iron Chef from whatever cooking classes he has in mind to sign me up to.
LOVE YOU, JOANNY!!!
12:55 AM
Saturday, January 3, 2009
If only tomorrow never comes.
Off the top of my head: Am contemplating if i should sign up to Nuffnang to earn a few bucks. my sis too. if we do sign up for Nuffnang, my sis and i will be nang nangs.
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Was supposed to follow my daddy to damai today to deliver goods.
but in his hurry, he accidentally left me behind.
at home.
me: *coming down the stairs* ....daddy..?
*empty silence*
*speed dials daddy*
me: daddy? where are you?
daddy: OH!!! I'M AT SATOK ALREADY!!! SORRY I
WAS RUSHING COS THEY'RE ONLY WORKING UNTIL 12.30PM TODAY!!!
so i didn't get to go. i really wanted to though.
spent my last day here with the people i want to spend it the most with: my family esp my sis and JOANNY.
little sis and i were just doing our thing...then came my JOANNY!!!
she dropped in some time in the afternoon (very spontaneous, as always. and i LOVE her!) and was Chuzzling almost all day while i decided to make konnyaku jelly!
we (excluding joanny who was chuzzling :P) used fresh grapes and orange. i did all the peeling and de-seeding while joyce did the stirring.
IT'S MY FIRST TIME EVER MAKING JELLY. was damn easy la, really.
joanny's like our project manager. sit there like big boss and every few minutes going "MONKEHH! how's your jelly going, yo???"
then we poured it into the tray with many many diff shapes and still had extra jelly juice/water thing left.
so i opened the fridge to see what other kinds of jelly we could make.
- olives jelly (response: disgusted)
- hersheys chocolate syrup jelly (response: nah)
- bird nest jelly (response: speechless)
- honey lime jelly (response: one thumb up)
good enough for me!
so we made honey lime jelly with the remainding jelly juice.
then popped it into the fridge. its supposed to be refridgerated for 3 hours. and i'm so damn proud of them i simply CANNOT stop opening the fridge every 5 seconds to check and poke them.
we made 3 trays :)
the orange jellies. one's missing cos we ate it :D
the grape jellies. looks like dinosaur embryos from Jurassic Park.
they're so cute loh. seriously.
tried the honey lime one already and it tastes good! my daddy is so going to love them.
i'm on a mission to prove to him i can cook cos he was insisting that i need to attend COOKING CLASSES.
me: .....
i know i'm very un-domestic goddess unlike JOANNY (self-proclaimed..HAHA! but you can BAKE CAKES OKAY! that's like WAYYYY OVER MY HEAD!) but I SO DO NOT NEED cooking classes.
like i have nothing better to do. actually, i don't but that's not the point.
i even made dinner okay. in my attempt to prove i DON'T NEED COOKING CLASSES.
ok la, it wasn't exactly dinner. more of a something to fill his tummy.
which was maggi.
but i can cook. really. i can make salads, bake potatoes, steam anything, microwave anything. I DON'T NEED COOKING CLASSES.
although i did burn joyce's chicken pie today. NOT MY FAULT. our oven's like as old as queen elizabeth okay. so it's not working properly.
dang. going back to subang tomorrow. so do not want to. and i haven't even packed yet. eeks.
SO DREADFUL.
ps: daddy, if you're reading this, I DON'T NEED COOKING CLASSES.
7:49 PM
Friday, January 2, 2009
A New Year.
Yes, i know this post is 2 days late but oh well, i'm always late anyways.
and you know what they say: Always late but worth the wait!
Somehow it hasn't really quite registered that 2008 is over and its now 2009.
It feels like just yesterday that SPM ended and now i'm halfway through college.
Soon, i'll be off to uni. scary, yet exciting all the same.
Thinking back, i think 2007 was a better year than 2008.
2007 being my last year in Lodge, having so so much fun with friends and teachers, doing crazy things, spending quality time with friends, being able to just hang out together and where everything was so simple.
But 2008 wasn't all that bad.
A new start in college where i got to meet new friends who are just awesome people, had time away from home and family (whom i love so much), had fun times with our small subang family and also learnt to cope with independance.
And obviously, i have my regrets.
Things that i've done that i know i could've done better.
Situations that i've handled that i know i could've handled better.
Maybe then things would'nt have gotten so complicated.
I know i'm not perfect and there are a lot of things that i've done to people that i really wish i didn't. i'm sorry i've brought whatever it is on to whomever it is and as much as i've tried to fix it, i can't.
and it's just wearing me down.
maybe sometimes its better to leave something broken and not try to fix it because somehow the more i try, the more the pieces seem to crumble.
A few times last year i felt really horrible: mainly being away from home and my family whom are my everything, my studies, my personal life...you know its those one of those days when sometimes you feel like things just can't get any worse and it does? when everything just seems to go wrong all at the same time?
And i am really grateful for my family and friends for always being there for me: to listen, to talk, to advice, to help me in any way.
Although i may not really show it, although you may not really know it, YES, you guys mean the world to me and your friendship is something i will always hold close to my heart.
2008 has also brought a lot of fun and laughter and adventure!!! especially all our little road trips from kajang to Genting to Melaka, from rabbit satay to Eye of Malaysia, all in nick's VERY banged-up but trusty car, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN!!!
it was just awesome! the people, the places, the food. the adventure, the fun, the laughter.
overall, 2008 was an alright year. not downward sucky, not heavenly awesome.
As my mummy told me: Life is tough but beautiful.
And you know what?
She's absolutely right.
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.
Hopefully, I'm now stronger (emotionally, that is), taller (PLEASE just half a cm more to reach 170cm!) , smarter (i need an A for chem =.=) and hotter.
Having said that, bring on whatever you've got in store for me, 2009!
1:15 PM
