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Sunday, December 28, 2008

M.I.A


i am VERY mia on my blog the past few weeks.

too busy having funnnnnnn in my little wonderful hometown of kch!!!!!!!!!

which I LOVEEE TO BITS.

and also cos i'm working on smt new for my blog. with the help of my little sis, of course.

who is working VERY HARD on my blog *snort* atm.

hopefully it will turn out spanking.

she's totally revamped her blog and it looks awesome. did the whole thing herself.

and no, she doesn't have a moon fetish. it's lyrics from some david cook song.

she has a david cook fetish.

yes.

ANDDDDDDDDDDDD i'm so happy happy happy!

my bestest best of the best buddy in the universe is coming back today!!! at arnd 1 smt.

from today onwards, i am moving into her room.

i've gotten my super glue, masking tape, thumb tacks, staples, glue gun and blue tac ready!!!!!

am going to adhere myself to joanny the second she touches down on kch ground.

hey i'm so special that even joanny's arm has a 'adhere janice here' okay.

joanny!!!!! about 2 more hours, WOMAN! and i am soooooo gona hog you!!!

ps: joanny smack you!!! 7???? *ahem* eh at midnight last night jo and i were trying to calculate the probability of it being 7 am or pm okay. and we decided to go with am. i'm like a walking zombie now. but ah well, CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOOOH!!!

10:57 AM



Thursday, December 18, 2008

bugger.


will. it. just. stop. raining. already.

it's damping my mood.

2:41 PM



Wednesday, December 17, 2008

one of those days


i've lost track of the days.

no idea what day it is today or what i've been doing when and where.

went to watch twilight yesterday or the day before yesterday (something like that).

not my choice, but it was either that or bolt. and i'm still damn ngeh si don't wana watch Bolt cos miley cyrus's voice is in it. i'm VERY anti-miley.

i cannot stand her voice. or her face. or her songs. or her series on disney. you get the point.

the starting of twilight was already very...unappealing? partly cos we went in like 5 minutes late. but still, the first half of the movie was dead boring.

only thing that kept me in my seat was the popcorn. man i actually forgot how GOOD star's popcorn is! should've gotten the mega combo.

and the cast members are so...plain. do not want to start on edward cullen aka cedric diggory aka don't know his real name. he's EXTREMELY NOT GOOD-LOOKING. eeks. how sooo many girls are mad crazy over him, i do not know how or understand why.

only guy i liked died in the fire. cos he tried to eat the girl. he's the bad guy from Never Back Down. nice movie!

sooo many parts of the movie got me thinking 'Will you just EAT THE GIRL already???' didn't your mama ever taught you never to fall in love with your food?

enough about twilight. i think it is extremely over-rated. not to piss off all the twilight fanatics out there. please don't come and smell me.

watched Awake at josh's place last night. another good movie. for girls, Hayden Christensen's in it. for guys, Jessica Alba. perfect.

josh's mum came in halfway to feed us her home-made honeycomb cake. WHICH IS OVER-THE-MOON delicious!! yes, i don't eat cake. but it's not exaclt a cake. it's actually the sticky kuih thing la. duno why they call it cake. BUT IT'S NOT A CAKE.

played tai ti after that. YAY I WON THE FIRST ROUND. then they decided to play asshole. so i just lost and lost and lost. how can i possibly win when i'm playing with 3 professional assholes??? BUT i won the last game for the night. BAHAHA.

AND i got to drive back from jo's place to my place in a harrier!!! cos it was late so not many cars on the roads. dang i love driving big cars! increases the chances of my survival on the road.

SQUASH EVERYBODY WHO GETS IN MY WAY.

ps: i feel EXTREMELY accomplished. i actually called up the driving instructor yesterday afternoon. so i'm going for the talk this saturday morning! VERY EXCITED. my first step towards becoming the best driver in malaysia :D

when i called him up, he was like 'how old are you?' and i said 18 and he went 'oh you're expired. HAHHAHAA!'

i think i'm going to enjoy my driving lessons very very much ;)

2:07 PM



Friday, December 12, 2008

the future...


is not exactly in my hands right now.

in fact, it's nowhere near it.

i need to find it soon.

FAST.

or i won't be having a future.

been fishing for my future since beginning of this year.

i need a bigger net.

cos i have yet to catch it.

halfway through making my final decision, fingers crossed.

and hopefully, it's not just an overnight thing.

which is usually the case.

like all my one night stands.

ok that was a joke.

BITE ME.


8:28 PM



Thursday, December 4, 2008

joel liew


guess who's back in msia.

and currently in kl.

mr joel liew. the new zealander.

haha we kidnapped him from his uncle's house last night and brought him over to nick's place.

was soo fun!!!

just like old times. :)

its sooo great cos there's ABSOLUTELY no awkwardness AT ALL.

spent the entire night talking and playing cards.

here i must boast how I TOTALLY CREAMED THEM IN TAI TI!!!!!!! i'm sooo not a noob ok.

i'm not even going to start about the senseless video-watching on youtube and laughing like mad over nothing.

and hank and jo are still so brotherly!!!!! awww damn cute and sweet la.

i'm so happy and i'm just soooooooo excited to get back to kch where the rest of our group are to be soon!

traditional christmas at joel's again!!! and we're gonna be invading his place for the week seeing that his whole family won't be around. FUN!!!!

anyways, lunch yesterday at burger king. we were talking about ice-cream and its contents. how its made of milk fat and all.

nick: you didn't know ice-cream is made from milk fat?

me: yea but when its melted its more disgusting.

nick: when its frozen its just solid fat, melted is liquid fat.

hank was extremely quiet and chewing his whooper.

then,

hank: so ice-cream = fat?

nick nods his head.

hank points to nick.

"nick, are you an ice-cream?"

2:15 PM



Tuesday, December 2, 2008

pet


YAY i have a pet.

on facebook.

its a tofu.

which looks like a piece of tissue.

or a pillow.

9:56 PM







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