going back once again to the question: WHAT DO TORTOISES EAT?

some of the answers i've got from my trusty people:

mel: "TORTOISES EAT NASI LEMAK LAH! cos they're malaysian tortoises like that."

joanny: "JANICE THEY ARE CARNIVOROUS WATCH OUT AT NIGHT THEY ARE NINJAS THEY ATTACK YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!! (and eat you. hence carnivorous)!!!!!!!!!!!!"

hank: 'rocks.'

hmm...they all seem like REALLY good answers that i am facing a very tough decision trying to decide who's right.

but after asking my dear old sister last night, i know she HAS 100% GOT TO BE RIGHT.

me: eh what do tortoises eat? cos i've asked so many of my friends and from the answers i've got, they all seem to make so much sense i'm having trouble deciding who's right.

her IMMEDIATE reply: "tortoise food."

NOW WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT HUHHH?

man now you can ask me what ANYTHING eats and i'll SO TOTALLY be able to tell you!

you can even ask me what the great endangered man-eating australian brokeback Ahmad Zahid dinosaur eats and i'll be able to tell you what they eat!!!!

I CAN!

do you want to know what they eat?

answer: the great endangered man-eating australian brokeback Ahmad Zahid dinosaur food!