ok fine.

so i didn't lose my left hand.

nor did it bleed waterfalls.

nor did nick slam the car door on it.

but it was entertaining for quite a while!

oh come on, i need a little drama mama in my life alright.

and man, xiaxue's blog IS SO SUPER ENTERTAINING. LOLLL!

her last post showing her before and after pics so damn obviously shows off her super duper PRO-PHOTOSHOPPING skills man. and she is just too damn funny.

she's my daily source of entertainment. hahaha.

OH AND NICK'S INDIAN NEIGHBOURS GOT A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

THE UNFAIRNESS.

its soooooooooo PUNY and it looks like an indian too.

cos its white but the WHOLE FACE IS BLACK.

and it looks like it got electrocuted from the looks of its fur.

BUT IT IS SOOOOOOOO ADORABLE!!!!

I AM SOOOOOO IN LOVE!!!!!!!!

but so damn sad, its like on a leash and i can't reach it over the fence. AND THE STINKING indians don't even touch it. i mean, HELOO, why get a cute puny adorable puppy if you're not even going to play with it???

i was squatting at the fence for about 10 minutes just looking and talking to the puppy. it makes THE CUTEST panting sounds EVER!!! and its sooo playful!! i would've squatted longer but its at the drain and i think the probability of me getting denggi is like 99.9999999% already.

I LOVE THE PUPPY!!!!!!

WHY DIDN'T I GET A PUPPY FOR MY 18TH BIRTHDAY HUH??????????????