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Tuesday, August 5, 2008

ONE WEEK!!!


I'M TURNING 18 IN EXACTLY ONE WEEK'S TIME!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm finally going to be legal!!! drugs and lots n lots of sexxx!!!

lols, just kidding. but yay! i'm turning 18!

:P

another 2 years time and i'm turning 20.

and i still haven't got my driving license.

i think i'll just wait for my sis to turn 17 and then we'll go for the talk and the test together.

WHATTTT. i'm pathetic la ok.

AND i'm a girl. for all of you who never actually realised it, YES I AM A GIRL. after living for you guys for more than half a year, PLEASE START TO REALISE THAT I AM INDEEED A GIRL. so stop calling me a sissy. and stop going 'can you please don't be such a girl' everytime i do something girly. i am a girl, you sissies.

anyway tomorrow's our school's charity carnival. some taylor's give back thing (which i think is sooo American Idol gives back COPYCAT! ps i hattttte copycats. esp ppl who keeps copying everything i do. right, joanny? ;)

i'm super excited about it!! cos there's going to be soo many booths and everybody's gonna be busy selling different things. nick's class is doing the haunted house thingo!! so damn cool.

a well needed break from our boring routine in school.

ohhh. news of the week: JOSH'S IN TAYLORS!!!

finally he's allowed to leave home. haha!

anyways josh you seem to be fitting in nicely and settling just fine in hank's class. told you his class is cool! haha, not him la of course. but the class. and mr lai. lols!

OH mr lucas is SOO NOT CUTE!!! MAN who was the one who kept telling me mr lucas is this hot young chem teacher a few months ago??? he's soo...short...? and umm..not hot..?

man the weeks just keep flying past. and TRAILS ARE IN 2 WEEKS TIME. *pushes panic button on forehead*

didn't even feel like i had a weekend. mainly cos something damn damn stupidddd happened. of all people, of all things. why me??? and why it???

its not so much of the material value, but more of WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS TO ME and THE PERSON WHO SO LOVINGLY GAVE IT TO ME beginning of this year.

to YOU-BLARDY-ASS-WHO-STOLE-IT:
i hope you suffer from erectile dysfunction the rest of your life and no amount of viagra or tongkat ali or whatever miracle drug can save your &#^$&$$(%$* balls. oh and i hope that the only females you will attract for the rest of your life are female snails.

you motheridiot. (i know i've never used that word before but in this situation, i can.)

do YEWWWW have any IDEAAA what i went through on friday night??? omg i almost died. although my mum was still joking around. HEY I'M TRAUMATISED FOR LIFE OK.

i'm doing a triple quadruple check everytime before i leave anywhere ok.

and you say i'm paranoid.

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