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Friday, June 27, 2008

the GREAT SINGAPORE ESCAPADE!!!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

i'm still friggin HIGH HIGH HIGH from my singapore escapade with my oh-so-loved parents!!!

it was so so so amazzzzzzzingly awesome!!!

only thing that sucked was the hotel though. didn't get to stay at peninsular this time with their super cool full glass swimming pool which i absolutely love.

so we stayed at some cheap hotel called 'SUPREME hotel'. *SNORT*

cos all the hotels in sing are pretty damn ex now, even for a cheap hotel like supreme. one night is about rm800++ already. we stayed 3 nights summore. and this is one of the cheapest hotels in sing.

when we reached the hotel i was like 'please don't tell me this is it.' which apparently it is.

and man, you should see the elevator. zomg. the second the door opened my jaws dropped faster than you can say 'drop it like its hawt.'

it looked like it could only fit one person at a time. WITHOUT luggage. and i am not kidding.

but then again, miracles DO happen.

we managed to squeeze into the lift, all three of us with our bigass luggage bags. i could barely breathe as we were all squashed to the wall. and we managed to get out too. after about 4 minutes.

glory glory hallelujah i did not die of aphyxiation.

the room was....ok. sleep-able. besides we're just gonna use it to shower and sleep anyways.

after putting our luggage bags in the room, off we went to eat eat eat!!!

mmmm..crystal jade. mummy's favourite place to eat chinese.

then off we went shopping! first day we didn't do much shopping. need to get our groove on first. so first day was mostly spent on EATTINNGGGGGGGGGGGGG like crazy hungry pigs that we are. but its all GREAT ASS SPANKING FOOD.

sg is like eating paradise. no kidding. everywhere, every nook and cranny, you can find damn good food.

which is why it is soo soo soo surprising that the girls in sg are so keira knightley thin.

and damn hot. they all look like they just came off the runway. very chio.

WHAT??? so i check out girls. more than guys anyway. cos the guys in sg are so metro. SO NOT MY TYPE. some of them are even more feminine than me alright. definitely NOT my type.

anyways, second day we SO GOT OUT GROOVE ON. shopped and shopped and shopped. and ate and ate and ate.

same goes for third and fourth day. zomg it was soooo awesome!!!!!

its like heaven!!! shopped and ate 23 1/2 hours a day!!!!!!!!!!

and my parents eat like 5 times a day. i felt like i just ate until i cannot walk anymore and few hours later, they go 'Ohh lets eat.'

butttt we enjoyed all the food we ate. everything was extremely yummy yummy rumbly in my tummy!!!

and sg was having the 'GREAT SINGAPORE SALE!' which is plastered everywhere. even in the toilets when you pee you can read the 'GREAT SINGAPORE SALE!' just shouting from the poster.

maybe the 'GREAT SINGAPORE SALE!' is so great that it helps you drop bombs in the toilet.

anyways, got myself some really really nice stuff!!!

all of these are from mng. as we all know, and as announced by the 'GREAT SINGAPORE SALE!' , mng is having a hugggge sale atm.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MY WHITE MINI!!!!! saw it in spring's mng but it was so ex and i was kinda cashless so i didn't get it. and then i saw it again in sg and I SO HAD TO GET IT! it was still ex but mummy allowed me to! *HUUGGGE GRIN*

i'm sorry but it is sooooooooo freaking ASS SPANKING AWESOME!!!!

AND AND AND the HOTTEST SEXIEST part of the mini ISSSS:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOOOOOOK!!! at the super sexxxxxy crystals at the back pocket!!!! on both back pockets!!! OMG just looking at the pic is getting me high. I LOOOVE IT!

got the tee from Split. yes it is big but they didn't have my size! but i loove the colours so much! so i got it anyways. its sooo nice! and besides, big shirts are nice to wear. it can be another one of my fat shirts :D

the beach bag's from adidas. love the simple pattern and design. the color's nice too. it shall be my school bag from now on. can dump a heck load of things in it. spacious. lovely. mine.

the pink wallet with the butterfly design is from f.l.y. again, just LOOOVE the simple design. and the butterfly makes it so classy!

the other one's from Fossil. please don't ask me how much it costs. it's more than how much cash i put in it. but it's leather! and it's PINK! and it has hearts all over!!!

if you're wondering why i got two wallets, its cos i actually got the butterfly one first and the shop next to f.l.y was fossil. and then the second i went in and spotted it, i couldn't let it go! the guy got a big kan cheong also and was like 'miss, would you like me to put it at the counter for you first?' cos he prob thinks i'm some whacko who's trying to steal the wallet.

so i ran off to braun buffel where daddy was buying his shoes and mummy was choosing her wallet. and i was 'MUMMY!!! omg you must soo see this wallet!!! it's so so so nice!!!!' and so after choosing her wallet and leaving daddy to pay, i dragged her off to fossil to see the wallet.

her initial reaction was '....not bad.' and i was going 'it's so so nice!!!!' she turned to the guy there and asked 'would you buy this for your girlfriend?' he was caught off-guard for a moment and after a few seconds he went 'yea.'

then mummy turned to me and said 'So go be his girlfriend and get him to buy it for you.' the guy was damn cute la. he actually blushed! lols. but mummy got it for me anyways :)

ooooooh. another one of my favourite things of all!!! besides my white mng mini, I SO EXTREMELY HEART my WHITE BABY JACKET from Gap! it isssssss THE awesomest absolutest hottest baby jacket EVER! and it keeps me soo oven toasty warm during my night flight back from sg!!! I LOOOOOVE IT! i know i've said this a million times in this post but I DO I DO I DO LOOOVE IT!!

my new wedge!! fine i know i just got a pair of wedge from vincci a few months ago but this is different! LOOK at the turquoise colour! sooo beautiful! mummy actually chose it to wear cos her shoes were killing her feet but she says i can bring it back to kl if i wana! but i won't. hehe, shall leave it here for mummy and sissy to use :P

my flats! is it NOT JUST SOO HOTT?? again, turquoise!! cos my other pair of white flats from nose died on me months ago. the stupid petals kept falling off and i had to keep super-gluing it back on. this pair is so so comfy! i looove the ribbons!! it feels so soft against my feet. and plus there's the sparkly rings in the middle. classy!

got a simple black strapless dress from The Station too. but i don't have a pic of it. dunno where the dress went. can't be bothered to look for it now. so quoting spongebob: use your IMMMAGINAAAATION!

and on the forth day before we went back, we went around. cos i've been looking for a big white handbag since forever. like around 3 years ago...? and throughout the whole 4 days i looked at literally THOUSANDS of bags but none of them were nice and the design JUST WASN'T RIGHT.

daddy knew i was looking for a white handbag so he kept insisting on going all the bigass shopping malls to look for one. he's the ultimate sweetest daddy of all time.

and THEN I SAW IT. omg omg ZZZOMG.

there it was. so extremely beautiful beyond words.

mummy was looking at the other white one beside it but i was so transfixed on the perfect bag of all time.

fine fine. i felt that way about the kipling one i saw in megamall beginning of the year but this is different! cos:

1. it came in white and a very very unique grey.

2. it didn't cost rm1100++++++++. which is why i didn't get the kipling one alright. this reaction is wayy milder than the reaction i had when i saw the white leather kipling bag. i've never felt that way before. i saw it and it WAS JUST TOO EXTREMELY PERFECT i actually almost yelled 'FCUK!' (as in the kipling one) seriously. but i didn't get it and ended up dreaming about it the next few weeks.

i looked at the price tag and went 'garh!' was also ex BUT not as ex as the kipling one.

so i put it back and went looking at others. then mummy came up to me and said "you see, daddy love you so much. he's asking about the bag."

and i saw daddy asking the lady about my bag and he asked me to go over.

i could hardly believe it. i was so so happy i almost pee-ed. and he passed me the bag and asked me to try it and see if i liked it.

LIKE IT?!?!?! I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!!!!

and he said 'Ok. get it then.' zomg i was like 'REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIII?!??!?!!??!'

still super stunned, i was like 'mummmmyyy, daddy says i can get it!! THANKKKK YOUU!!!'

and she went 'thank daddy, not me!'

and i went 'thankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu daddyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!' *hug hug hug hug hug*

get ready for it!!!! GUESS where it's from!!! yups, you've GUESSed it!! it's from GUESS!!!!!

just LOOK at it!!! THE PERFECT SIZE!!!

the PERFECT DESIGN!!!!

THE ULTIMATE PERFECTOMUNDO LOGO!!!!

i would love the bigass trademark G logo too BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING OK!

after daddy paid for the bag, mummy was like 'papa! so unfair janice got her handbag...i want my monkey!' as in the kipling monkey. so being the 'mr and mrs smith' as they are, daddy got her one. and then i wanted one too. so he got me one too! :P

its so cute!! cos there's the baby gorilla also. usually its just the individual gorilla and now there's the baby at the back! so cute!

anyways, daddy says the Guess bag is my 18th birthday prezzie. and mummy says i've reached my spending limit. go back kl, NO MORE SHOPPING!! ok ok, i won't! i barely spend in kl anyways. i lay low. very fun!

which reminds me! i'm turning 18 soon!!!! in one month's time!!! OMG OMG OMG i soooo cannot wait!! SEX AND DRUGS, HERE I COME!!!!

lols, KIDDING! chill. esp joanny. after your nightmare. you funny girl. haha, i'm not that kinda girl, you know me!

but saddddd. i won't be home for my birthday. it's a school day summore. but hank, lucky they all say 'nvm, we'll make it a holiday and go celebrate!!' aww..sweet. but NO I WILL NOT SKIP SCHOOL! i've got a clean record in school alright and i plan to keep it that way for the rest of my college life! yes, i'm nerdy. shut up.

I LOOOOVE DADDY AND MUMMY SO SO SO MUCH!!!! cos they love me so so so much too!!! and after 4 straight days of them showering love and affection for me 24/7, i am now even more reluctant to go back subang :'(

which is tomorrow. oh wait. no, its later this afternoon. agrh. man i've been blogging for almost 4 hours i think. its now coming to 3am and i have so much energy i could milk gene simmon's entire cow farm.

pray lordy i can wake up in time for my flight tomorrow. i need lots and lots of sleep or i'll be a very cranked-up monkey. and then sumbodee's gonna feel my wrath!!!

man, 2 weeks just flashed by. too fast!! wail.

ah well, its back to the economy rice and super money-saving life for me! which i really do not mind.

i am loving my college life. and loving life in subang because i feel very in control of my life and very independant.

*contented sigh*

I LOVE MY LIFE.

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