The J-Spot: Where Hitting The Spot Isn't Hard At All!
Sunday, June 22, 2008

bloody baron


am so bloody bored right now.

feel like sleeping but it's too early.

feel like going out but nobody bring me out.

feel like driving but NO DRIVING LICENCE.

feel like eating but not much left to eat at home.

GAHH. i MUSTTTT stop stuffing my face with SOOO much FOOOOOD.

ate so so much last night summore. whole lamb shank and mashed potatoes and what not. then go josh's house feel damn hungry already. had containerful of biscuits in his room summore. but hank said don't eat cos i ate so much already.

RAAAR.

blah. i hate hate hateeeeee packing. except when i'm packing to go back home la. but so damn lazy to pack for sing tomorrow. flight damn early summore. at 8am! which means we'll prob have to be at the airport by 7 am!!

how am i going to wake up?? everyday wake up at 12++ summore. i don't even wake up that early for school!

i am going to be a zombie tomorrow at the airport. at least can sleep in the plane and during the LOOONG car ride from JB to sing. but still!!!

sorry i sound damn agitated now la. i pretty much am.

cos i can't STOP FARTING. dunno what i ate just now also. whole day just eat and eat and eat. so all the bits and pieces accumulate in my stomach.

damn smelly summore. i gotta let one rip every 5 seconds. my mummy watching movie also more amused by my farting frenzy than her movie. sorry! its uncontrollable.

i can now be the official largest independant ammonia producer in sarawak. gas asli la.

oh did i mention how many mosquito bites i've had after last night??? there's one under my chin, one at my neck, one near my ear, one on my arm, one on my knee and one on my foot!!

the one at my neck is so so so itchy!!! can't stop scratching! it's like a huge red spot on my neck. ooh. my j-spot. lols!

my mum saw it this morning and was like 'what were you doing last night hmm?' i went "Sorry. hehe." dang it my dad wasn't there. i would've love to see his reaction!

man can you imagine how sepit-minded malaysia is?? you know the song 'i kissed a girl' by kathy perry or wadshername? heard it on hitz yesterday and they CENSORED the word 'kissed'.

=___="""""""

ackkk. unbelievable. in australia your 5 year old can be watching porn on the local channel and no one gives a peep about it. blargh. not that i would want my brother to be doing that. but please, not too extreme la. it's just the word kiss!!!

anyway, after listening to that song, i was inspired. went to the kitchen where my mum was chopping turnips, plopped into the chair and went:

"Mummy, have you kissed a girl before?"

"No...why would i? so disgusting."

"When joanny comes back end of the year, i'm gonna kiss her. like kiss her kiss her." *GRINS*

omg u should've seen her expression!! her jaws almost touched the floor and she almost dropped the container. then she regained her composure and said "Can't you do something normal, for once??"

hey hey hey. since when do i NOT do normal things???

i am, after all, just your NORMAL, average daughter. :) :) :)

besides, i think my dad would rather i kiss a girl than a guy seeing that he pretty much hates every guy i'm close to. always ready to break their necks and hands if they ever wrong me.

I LOVE YOU, DADDY! and MUMMY too!

i need to find a new word soon. been kinda stuck to the word BLOODY for almost a week now.need a nicer word.

shall think of one soon! hopefully.

pfft. its 11pm. still too early to sleep. and i haven't packed!!!

mailto:&@%5E&$^*#@!!!!

oh random fact from my dad watching tv: in denmark, they use pig's pee to make plastic and then use it to pack food.

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