Melvin/Melvyn/Mervin. Sorry I can’t spell your name. That’s the problem when people start coming up with so many variety for the same name la. Same pronunciation also. And being smarty pantsy and bo-su-cho they decide to give their kids fancy-spelled names. I should start spelling my name Janyce then. Or jaynese. (sounds so pekingese)

Or janese. Or jenis.

Or as mr govin have been calling me for a year and a half and only managed to get my name right a few months before school ends, ‘JEANS.’ Which until now I still do not get. HOW on mother earth do you pronounce ‘janice’ as ‘jeans’??

“Hey ma, did you see my pair of JANICE?”

“Hey, do these JANICE make me look fat?”

“Levis – The Attitude Of Your JANICE.”

Point made.

Back to the jokes which Melvin/Melvyn/Mervin and ashwyn/ashwin/ashwyne made:

WARNING: Get into lame mode before reading these jokes.

Joke no 1: What did aquaman say when batman punched him?
‘WATER’ hell??

GET IT??? If you don’t, try harder.

Joke no 2: What do you get when you drop a candy into the river?
A lolli-plop!

Joke no 3: (my favourite! Origin of joke: chiek’s fav word atm is ‘faggot’ which I absolutely hate. I just generally hate it when people swea (and fyi, this is probably the only time i'm ever going to use this f word). Anyways, they came up with this joke when chiek went all ‘faggot.’

If a fag is a faggot, what is a mag?

Yea…yea…I can see the corners of your lip turning up into a smile! Just smile, laugh or say LOL! Or LMAO or ROFL or whatever other things people have come up with. As I’ve said before, I’m still choosing to be loyal to LOL.

it’s ok to find lame jokes funny. As long as you’re happy :)

Why choose to be sad when you have a choice to be happy?

Anyway josh, you shall drive me around in your BRAND NEW JAG when i get back during the june holidays!

Quoting what you said: "Yes i will be your personal driver when you get back ok? i'm on call 24/7."

You rock, dewd!